Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 26, 2024
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
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Art Hoppe  
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
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Larry Hardiman  
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
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Herb Caen  
If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.
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Lord Salisbury  
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